First Church of the Last Laugh (FCLL)
DO IT YOURSELF RITUALS
Take the PLEDGE

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to acknowledge the power of stupid in your life

hold right hand palm up in front of face

say the words “that’s the way he would of wanted it….”

then smack palm to forehead

“had he thought of it”

the secret handshake

you’ve heard of the hi five?….we do the hi four,

hand up, palm towards partner,

fold thumb across palm,

slap hi four,

say”Ouch!, we gotta change that”

the leap of faith

a perfect way to restore faith in whatever

in a standing position

close eyes

count to three

jump into the air and have faith that when you come down

the earth will still be there.

sit in the lap of stupid

for four or more

stand in circle hands on shoulders of one in front

sloooowly..keeping balance,

all sit in the lap of the one behind.

can’t make it to the parade?

stop whatever your doing at noon on 4/1

hold hand palm up facing face,

say ” that’s the way he would have wanted it,”

slap forehead with palm,

“had he thought about it.”

Go fourth, take the fifth,
and keep two sets of books.

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